It was just
outside the boundary of the bike shop, a mere quarter-hour after the
transaction took place, that the failure occurred. It was this moment in which
One had to swallow his pride as the realization hit him which was the fact that
he was just outside the bike shop which he had previously shunned.
Head hung, he
crossed the threshold. You see, since being spoon fed from birth, One was not
accustomed to asking for help. This was troubling, not only for One, but seemed
to be a trend amongst his constituents as well. This meant that the bike shop
was familiar with his type and was well accustomed to dealing the likes of
them. It also meant that the bike shop was familiar with the type of failure
and well stocked with the inventory to fix it.
It was the
humble crank arm, which foiled One's plans of a smooth get away.
Being one of
only a few parts that make the bike go it is indeed serves an important purpose
yet, it is with one lone bolt that it was held it fast. A bolt which, when
securely fastened, almost assuredly stays in place. Yet in the Land of Marts
called Wal, bicycle assembly is plagued by diseases of both Slap-dash and
Haphazard. Common in those parts, its symptoms, identifiable by bolts torqued to the specification of Willy-Nilly, is often found running rampant and unhindered throughout
the land. It discriminates not, as anyone foolish enough to venture into such a
land may suffer the same fate.
"So I
bought this bike at Walmart," One said. "It's the strangest of
things! I was just riding along and off fell the pedal thingy."
A simple
solution to an avoidable problem, it was $45 dollars later that One continued
on his path beyond the Land of Martins to the familiar campus which he called
home. It was there, with reckless abandon, that he would neglectfully pilot his
two wheeled machine to its eventual death. In the Winter One would retreat to
the comforts of his home. His bicycle however remained.
Indeed it
remained outside and cold, snowed upon by the foot until it was nothing more
than a bicycle shaped embankment. A vision which greeted him upon his return.
It was at the
first hint of sun that, dripping wet from melted snow, that One realized what
he was going to have to do. Returning to the bike shop, he dragged his bicycle
through the door. Still dripping wet, with an upward inflection, he uttered
words all too familiar. Like it was a question he said, "So I left
this out all Winter?"
With cables
rusted in place, tires cracked from the cold and flat, and a chain so solid it
could stand on its end, the cost of repairs quickly outweighed the cost of the
bicycle. One was displeased. As if it were the fault of those trying to help,
with a look of disdain, he turned and left.
But he was determined to find a source of transportation.
Again he turned
to the The Google and lo, did his eyes deceive him? A road bike for just under
$300?
Intrigued, the
boy read on:
"The GMC
Denali 700 c 21-Speed Road Bike is built around a lightweight aluminum road bike
frame. You'll stop on a dime with the alloy calipers and brake levers, and the
high-profile alloy Vitesse racing rims look as good as they perform. Shimano
Revo shifters allow you to shift with out taking your hands off the handle bars
providing safety and confidence... Assembly required."
"Seems
legit," he said. "How hard could it be to assemble my own bike?" One boastfully
reasoned. With that the boy once again spent hard earned dollars that were not
his own, assuring his parents that this time he would take care of his bicycle.
The days passed
and finally his boxed bicycle arrived. It was not long before One realized that
he was in over his head, as his degree in Political Science would likely serve him well when he becomes a
Political Scientist, it was not of much use when it came to bicycle
assembly...
…and thus the boy's story would continue to unfold.
...or would it?
...or would it?
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